Bobby: i never take wang shots
Bobby: i prefer the surprise
Bobby: see,i thought you were a wonderful person.
Bobby: but now i know that you’re an apalling nerd with a photographic memory.
Catero: i always trust australians. it’s a fault of mine
Menno: i feel so save between your red rocks
Stephen: I have come to Gor to rez my guitars
Roslin: nothing says class like like a rubber catsuit with the naughty bits cut out, right?
Menno: i just was turned on..lost my pants and fal into her
Menno: and all she said..was..swirley knows dear
Roslin: I think I’d be a hot gay guy actually
Stephen: i had a c-section on my artificial artificial uterus
Dakota: Of course you did
Stephen: it was the only sensible option for a modern man, wanting to preserve my ass and not be all goatse like and such
Stephen: My school of rasboras is clamoring to be peed on
Nexeus Fatale: Hey I mean it! Butcher knives and foreign girls gets me all sorts of excited 😛
Apatia Hammerer: i have unusually l ong nose hair, for a girl
Rosemary: kota quick snuggle me so i look awesome :X
Lucas snuggles Rosemary
Dakota snuggles and gropes.
Lucas touches inappropiately
Rosemary: i could be convinced to turn my breast sliders up for this
Catero: when i was 19 i didn’t know my head from my ass. and if i had discovered sl i would have named myself after a pastry and adopted a babyfur
Catero: you know, being an asshole, a really smug, stylish one is the best part of sl
You: Smoking will stunt your growth
Furiae: Now you tell me, you unfeeling harridan
Catero: kota, why is it when you’re being mean i still find it very sweet?
Catero: i want the record to show that NOTHING GOOD can come of you two spending time together
Stein: I just feel kinda rapey, sorry Garbage
Stein: oh wait, that was a lie
Stein: I’m not sorry
Catero: OK THERE IS SEX IN THIS BED!
Menno: Makes me so proud to see my wood between your legs
Valarie: well, in my make pretend club, you would be revered for your purity
troof says guys like to pee on stuff
Alexander Burgess: in baseball, a pitcher is relieved after 100 throws. In the park, the dog looks at you like you’re lame.
Gillian Waldman is jealous of the plant!
Dakota Buck: Feel free to photoshop your face in over the pot-plant.
Gillian Waldman: hahahah i am totally going to
Gillian Waldman: you know – you would fit my horse perfectly
Gillian Waldman: he’s 7 feet tall practically
Gillian Waldman: that’s such an odd thing to say
You: You’re buring my neeple?
Sylar: I’m lighting up your life<3
Dakota: I’m covered in birds.
Sylar: oh shit you are
Sylar: what are we doing now?
You: Looking hot
Sylar: fine with me
Dakota: Oh fuck I just got the hiccups
Sylar: why am I such a faghag
You: Don’t you have to be a woman for that?
Sylar: it’s the 21st century dear
Catero scotchgards himself
Sylar: you look 12 again
Sylar: maybe its the hair?
You: You just like 12 year old girls, pervert
Sylar: How dare you! I only like 19 yr-old kids.
You: I’m 20 in 14 days
Sylar: then I don’t like you anymore?
Dakota Buck crys softly
Sylar: you were born in 1988>.<
Sylar: I think I was already masturbating then
Sylar: Isn’t that so auspicious? I learned to masturbate the same year you entered this world?